I have had some time to think about this, so I have another list of ways to tell you are getting old.

You are getting old when…

• you can’t remember where you put your "Who Farted" hat and it’s on your head
• you get out of bed, get dressed, do your log book and drive thirty miles before you realize you are not wearing any pants
• you have to do stretching exercises before taking a shower so you can reach everything that needs to be washed
• your greatest achievement for the day is a "BM"
• a  pair of camouflage pants goes great with a plaid shirt
• you come to the realization that some rude noises are actually "warning devices"
• you take a nap before going to bed (no need in going to bed wide awake)
• there is a hair in your eye and you find out it’s growing out if your eye brow
• you get in a big argument at the truck stop over which is better, Ben Gay or Icy Hot
• your sunglasses fit over your regular glasses
• it only takes a few minutes to come up with a "Your getting old when…" list

When the mills are turning in a counter-clockwise rotation, they are producing AC (alternating current) power that can be used for electric consumption in the home and work place.

What most people are not aware of is this.

When the mills are turning in a counter-clockwise rotation, they are producing AC (alternating current) power that can be used for electric consumption in the home and work place.

But,

I found out today why cats lick themselves.

They are delicious.

While eating my meal last night, an older couple sat across the counter from me and asked the question, “Where do you sleep each night?”