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If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance. Rehab is for quitters!
Prejudiced people are all alike. Death to all fanatics!
Entropy just isn’t what it used to be. Avoid cliches like the plague.
My identity lies in not knowing who I am. Avoid alliteration…always.
Don’t be redundant by repeating yourself. One should never generalize.
I disagree with unanimity. Evil isn’t all bad.
I have my doubts about disbelief. I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Free advice is worth what you paid for it. The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
Some people say that I’m superficial, but that’s just on the surface. The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.
I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity. Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. There’s no such thing as nonexistence.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid. I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary. Always remember you’re unique…just like everyone else!
On one hand, I’m indecisive; but on the other, I’m not. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t. Life is full of uncertainties…but I could be wrong?

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May
21
08

Swiss Gas Deal With Iran?

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opinionlogo1 Has Uncle Sam just gotten a big Swiss Army Knife in the back?

“How does a country that places human rights so high on its banner close its eye and embrace Ahmadinejad?”


Iran to Start Gas Export to Switzerland in 2009

TEHRAN (FNA)- A senior Iranian gas company official said that Tehran will make investments in Europe’s gas network.

“The investment in exporting gas to Switzerland is worth 40bn Euros,” Managing Director of the National Iranian Gas Export Company, Nasrollah Seyfi added.
He said that Iran and Switzerland have been holding negotiations on the construction of the pipeline for Switzerland for exporting Iran’s gas, adding, “If this goes ahead, it will be a new achievement in investing in Europe’s gas networks.”
“Based on the gas export agreement between Iran and ‘EGL’ Switzerland, 5.5bln cubic meters of gas will be sent to Switzerland through the Turkish pipeline and via Greece, Albany, and south Italy,” Seyfi said.
According to Seyfi, the project will start in 1388 (2009) with the export of one million cubic meters of gas to Switzerland, which will eventually reach the volume of 15m cubic meters in 1395 (2016).
“Between now and 2009, Iran will be making preparations to increase its production of gas and the Swiss side is duty bound to construct a pipeline called ‘Trans Adriatic Pipeline, TAP’ from southern Greece through Albany to south Italy,” Seyfi concluded.

Is oil worth it?  God help us!

BDG

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Mar
03
08

What Did They Say

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MONDAY WISDOM

My friend, Pastor Jon, posted these quotes on his The Get Team Blog and I think he picked them because he knew I needed to hear some good wisdom like this right now.

Thanks Pastor Jon.  BigDadGib

 

“Behold the turtle: He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out.” James Bryant Conant
"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God." Unknown
"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps." Benjamin Disraeli
“There is never a wrong time to do the right thing.” Unknown
“The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.” Samuel Johnson, British Author
“Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.” Henry Ford, automaker
"Problems can only be avoided by exercising good judgment. Good judgment can only be gained by experiencing life’s problems." Jim Stovall, “The Ultimate Gift
“Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.” Babe Ruth

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Feb
19
08

Love Or Strategy?

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On the June 1, 2007 edition of NBC News’ Today, Carl Bernstein suggested that he is the first to disclose that Hillary Clinton failed the D.C. bar exam in the 1970s. Co-host Matt Lauer asked whether Bernstein believed it was “love” or “strategy” that caused Clinton to “move to Arkansas with Bill.” In response, Bernstein stated, “They love each other. They always have,” later adding: “But at the same time, this is a person who failed her bar exam, another great secret that she kept for 30 years …

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Feb
08
08

Bad Date, Sorry Date

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The Color of Music by: Gilbert Purtee  

GEORGIA 1979

bach3554I was raised in Ohio. After moving to the deep south, cultural differences were apparent almost immediately. None where as blatant as the racial prejudices I witnessed. As a child, I was not taught that skin color made any difference in a man. I was raised in a home that believed in the proposition that all men are created equal. Here in Georgia, I met some people that were not raised with the same values.

My first cultural clash came on a date I had with a young lady I admired very much. We went to the Dairy Queen after Church and then took a ride in my GTO. I put my favorite 8-track tape into the player. It was Earth, Wind and Fire. I turned up the volume and smiled. That is when my date reached over and turned it off and said “We don’t listen to black music down here!”. I was flabbergasted.

I was not aware that Earth, Wind and Fire was playing black music. I was not aware that music had a color at all. I was bewildered as to what black music was. Earth, Wind and Fire was one of the most talented groups I knew. They performed some of the most technically challenging works on the radio. Musically speaking, they were geniuses. So what made their music black? Just because the members of the group were black does not make the music black, does it?

I asked my date to explain what black music was. She told me it was that “banging drum stuff” those black people do. I was appalled. I liked that banging drum stuff.

I asked my date about The Bee Gee’s. “Oh no”, she said “they are cool. I like Andy’s stuff”. I, for one, did not see much difference in the “banging drum” in You Should Be Dancing by the Bee Gees and Shining Star by EW&F. There must be more to it.

I then asked my date, “Is country music white or black?” You would have thought I had just spit on the confederate flag. “It is white, don’t be crazy”, she said. “Even if the singer is black?” I asked. “We don’t have black country singers” she exclaimed. “That’s just crazy”. “I think Charlie Pride is black” cp75532(remember ‘Kiss an Angel Good Morning’), I told her. She gave me a look that could kill and said, “Charlie Pride is not black, now you are just being silly”.

My first thought was how sorry I felt for this girl. The amount of wonderful music available to this young lady had been limited to just people that are Caucasian. And not just music but food, movies, places, people, friends and such, all limited by her upbringing. She had been taught to hate. It was just her cultural duty to turn off my radio.

To this day, I remember that night. I remember how I felt this young lady had been betrayed. I felt she had been denied a great deal of life because of a skin color. The worst part is how she had been denied the opportunity to make her own choice as to music, friends and other cultures. What a shame. There was a completely new and wonderful world out there she knew nothing about and did not want to know. What a loss.


A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
~Leopold Stokowski


Gilbert (aka:BigDadGib)Thanks Rob

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