Here is how to call the audible…

BLUE - 32  JOHN 3:16 ON TWO…  HUT 1 HUT 2…

Now THAT my friends is my kind of preacher! 

Click on the photo to see who my hero is….

Brother Darin’s blog Interactive Sermon has been a regular read for me for a very long time now.  Thanks Darin…

Howdy, hello, how ya doing?, good morning….

These are greetings I use everyday.  I say hello to everybody.  In the south, everybody responds with a howdy, hello, I’m good or good morning right back at ya.

Today, I am in a strange land where beer is strong, taxes are high and nobody speaks.  I think they are all depressed because winter is coming and it’s going to get so cold here that polar bears would move away.

It’s hard to get a laugh out of these people.  Even when I placed one of their stupid "Cheese Head Hats" on my bald head and paraded around the restaurant, they just looked at me like I was nuts.

Well, there is no worry about me moving my stuff to Wisconsin anytime soon.  Until these people loosen up a bit, I’ll just stick with Texas, Tennessee and the good ole south.

More responsibility needs to be placed on people who live in these areas. Any gulf coast city is in danger of flooding, storms, hurricanes and disaster. If you have a problem with storms, flooding and such, don’t move there.

…The fifth drawer would have my tie, suspenders, an old bottle of Old Spice, some shoe strings and my shoe polish. The bottom drawer would have my red Santa hat, pink leotards and the foot fungus spray.