Q: What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

A: Kids don’t eat broccoli.

(Ya just don’t hear many good booger jokes anymore… )

I found out today why cats lick themselves.

They are delicious.

A  dog is truly a man’s best friend. 

If you don’t believe it, just try this  experiment. 

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of  the car for an hour. 

When you open the trunk, who is really happy  to see you!?