REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.  
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost! 

You will not believe your eyes!!!

Click HERE to see the details.

  I am getting so old, when I eat out at a restaurant, they want me to pay in advance.

Actually, I am not old… I am Chronologically gifted.

I guess I’m retired.  I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.