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Whale of a Little Girl
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you can ask him’.
A Day At Highland Park BC
Posted by: | CommentsFor more than 70 years (four generations), there has been at least one member from my family on the church roll at Highland Park Baptist Church at any given time.
By: Gilbert Purtee
I am spending some time at my little sister’s house near Chattanooga, TN.
Connie is the Headmaster of the Tennessee Temple Academy and we all attend the Highland Park Baptist Church in scenic, downtown Chattanooga.
I had the camera out and took some shots.
First, we had a wonderful Sunday School class with coffee and donuts. Yes, I love donuts.
Jason was our teacher for the class. He is a young preacher boy in the seminary school at TTU.
The regular teacher was absent this morning and Jason jumped right into the position.
He said he would throw something together. Well let me tell you, his ’spur-of-the-moment’ lesson was better than any teaching you get out of a regular Sunday School book. I was truly blessed to be in his class.
A short walk from the Sunday School class took us into the old auditorium of the HPBC. The newest auditorium is being restored, renovated and updated, so services are being held in the old auditorium. This is the same building I sat in chapel back in 1978 when I was here in school.
My nephew Mark, leads the singing at HPBC. His beautiful wife Sarah has a wonderful voice too and sings along side of him. I think they call it the ‘Praise Team’ as there is one other lady singing along with them.
Mark is an accomplished musician, multi talented asset to the church, a father of two and an IT specialist for a prominent hospital in Chattanooga.
Sarah is a true gift to our family. Not only is she a wonderful mother and wife, she plays the flute in two or three orchestras (I can’t keep up with all of them), she teaches music and the flute, sings like an angel and if she had wings, you would think she was an angel too.
Dr Bouler has been at HPBC for a long, long time. Every time I hear him preach, I think he get’s better and better.
A man who has a true burden for souls, Dr. Bouler has dedicated his life to HPBC and Tennessee Temple University.
I didn’t get the best picture of Dr. Bouler, I admit. He is very animated and I don’t think I had the shutter speed slow enough.
If you were there Sunday morning, you would have seen my sweet sister up in the choir.
For more than 60 years, I know of my mother, my father, my sister Gyl and her husband, my sister Joy and her husband, my sister Connie (her hubby does not sing, bless his heart… lol) and myself have all been members of the Highland Park Baptist Church Choir.
I remember watching the choir sing when I was just five or six years old. I wanted to play the trombone just like Homer Brittan who played in the orchestra. The church now has a massive orchestra with a full woodwind, brass, strings and percussion sections (I love the kettle drums myself).
I hope to get more pictures as the week progresses. I will be in Texas on March 17th to start my new job.
Practice Before You Preach
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A young preacher confided in an older and wiser pastor that he was having trouble keeping his congregation awake. He explained how it gets real hot on those summer, Sunday mornings and people tend to nod off.
The old preacher chuckled and said, "When I see people start to fall asleep, I just slip this line into my sermon. Last night, I held in my arms, the wife of another man. When they all sit up to hear the rest, I say, and that woman was my dear, sweet mother."
The next hot, Sunday morning, the young preacher saw some eyes getting heavy and thought he would try the advice he was given.
Sure enough, he got everyone’s attention by proclaiming in a strong voice, "Last night, I had the wife of another man in my arms."
Then the young preacher paused, looked towards heaven for help and said, "But I can’t remember who she was."
Big Cross North of Haines City Florida
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In my travels around the State of Florida, I have seen many wonderful things. One site that I have always admired was this giant cross behind a church on US 27 just north of Haines City, Florida.
I stopped on the side of the road and took this picture (click on picture to enlarge). I walked down the road and noticed that this is not just a 150 foot high cross. This cross is in reality a cell phone tower. Around the base of this monster cross is a small building and a fence that surrounds it. It is all located on the property just behind the church. You can see the roof of the church in the foreground of my photograph. How cool is that?!?!


Editor’s Opinion by: Gilbert Purtee