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Defragment Your Drawers
If I had a chest-of-drawers, I would have my socks and underwear in the top drawer. The next would have my tee shirts. The third drawer would have my shorts and the rest of my tee shirts. The fifth drawer would have my tie, suspenders, an old bottle of Old Spice, some shoe strings and my shoe polish. The bottom drawer would have my red Santa hat, pink leotards and the foot fungus spray.
If my chest is neat and organized, things are easy to find. All I need to do is remember which drawer has what in it.
Over time, the drawers may get cluttered. things may get put in the wrong place. Before long, I might have to look under the Santa Hat to find the shoe strings. I don’t even know who owns the pink leotards, but they end up in the top drawer.
Your computer is just the same. Think of your hard drive as a chest-of-drawers. In it are drawers (folders) with socks (files), underwear (graphics), tee shirts (documents) and pink leotards ( programs you don’t even know what they do). After a while, things get cluttered, free space gets used by stray files and pink leotards think they can take the rest of the free space.
Without you being aware, your computer is working harder and harder to find what it needs. All the data is still there but it’s all over the place.
If you are a user of Windows, they have a simple fix for straightening up your hard drive and putting everything in it’s proper place. It is called the Disk Defragmenter.
First, go to the start menu, click on All Programs, then Accessories, then System Tools and click on Disk Defragmenter.
Now you simply click the button "Defragment" and it does all the rest. Depending on the size of your chest-of-drawers… I mean your hard drive, it may take only a few minutes or up to an hour to complete the defragmenting process.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
- AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
- AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
- FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
- A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
- IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
- YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
- IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
- IF YOU HAVE A BAD HEADACHE, STICK A FORK IN THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. YOUR HEAD WILL NOT SEEM TO HURT AS BAD.
Bubba
DUH………….
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.
After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over To
come forward to the front at the altar.
Bubba gets in line, and when it’s his turn the preacher asks: ‘Bubba,
what do you want me to pray about for you?’
Bubba replies: ‘Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.’
The preacher puts one finger in Bubba’s ear, and he places the other
hand on top of Bubba’s head and prays and prays.
After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, Stands back and
asks : ‘Bubba, how is your hearing now?’
Bubba says, ”I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t until next Wednesday’.
Sunday Thought
God expects spiritual fruits…
Not religious nuts
Age Stuff Again
I am getting so old, when I eat out at a restaurant, they want me to pay in advance.
Actually, I am not old… I am Chronologically gifted.
I guess I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.
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