AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

By Gib@CBO • August 16th, 2008

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD HEADACHE, STICK A FORK IN THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. YOUR HEAD WILL NOT SEEM TO HURT AS BAD.

Comments(3) humor

Gib@CBO posted the following on August 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm.
thanks to Bev
thislittlepiggy posted the following on August 19, 2008 at 6:12 am.
BWAHAHA! Now I’ll have a phobia about #2. Thanks.
Lorikate posted the following on August 21, 2008 at 10:07 pm.
This has to be the funniest thing…sent it to my future husband…hope he doesn’t get any ideas about the sink…….

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