UR Getting Old When…

By Gib@CBO • July 14th, 2008

humor1 I have had some time to think about this, so I have another list of ways to tell you are getting old.

You are getting old when…

you can’t remember where you put your "Who Farted" hat and it’s on your head
you get out of bed, get dressed, do your log book and drive thirty miles before you realize you are not wearing any pants
you have to do stretching exercises before taking a shower so you can reach everything that needs to be washed
your greatest achievement for the day is a "BM"
a pair of camouflage pants goes great with a plaid shirt
you come to the realization that some rude noises are actually "warning devices"
you take a nap before going to bed (no need in going to bed wide awake)
there is a hair in your eye and you find out it’s growing out if your eye brow
you get in a big argument at the truck stop over which is better, Ben Gay or Icy Hot
your sunglasses fit over your regular glasses
it only takes a few minutes to come up with a "Your getting old when…" list

Comments(2) bigdadgib, humor, opinion, satire

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This here was posted by bigdadgib on July 14th, 2008 around 9:10 pm

Wonderful…

This here was posted by Mountain Mama on July 15th, 2008 around 12:04 pm

Well Glory-Be!!!! I’ve tried so many times to log on and leave a comment the at my clicking finger is sore!!! LOL
Thank you for the e-mail telling me what to do.

Well, now I forgot what I was going to say about your post.
Oh yes, about getting old. I got a good laugh at your definitions, and you are right, I thought of a few myself.
Like,
“You know you are getting old when you wake up in the morning and the first thing you try to find are your glasses,so you can see to find your teeth and hearing aids”

“Or when you think you have silent farts and your daughter tells you you need to change your hearing aid batteries,”

“Climbing out of bed in the morning is always painful but some mornings it’s nearly impossible because my body feels pinned to the mattress. My heart pounds as I imagine a stroke, then I am relieved to learn that my puppies are sleeping on me to keep warm.”