Do Not Shop With A Drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

• A half-gallon of 2% milk
• A carton of free range eggs
• A quart of calcium enriched orange juice
• A head of romaine lettuce
• A 2 lb. can of eight o’clock coffee
• A 1 lb. package of sugar cured bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, ‘You must be single’.

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by the derelicts intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at
the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: ‘Well, you know
what, you’re absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?’

The drunk replied, ”Cause you’re ugly.”