Hey Jude he he
Thanks Bev
Headed To Texas
I am told to be in Gainesville Texas on March 10th for orientation.
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Reach Out And Touch
I get an e-letter from my phone service provider.
It says,
“Dear Gilbert, We had a deal. You must pay your bill every month. Learn to live with that.”
So I wrote them a letter back…
“Dear Phone people, I am a loser. Learn to live with that.”
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What A Neat Trick
The old magician gives a four foot long piece of wood to the male volunteer from the audience.
“Tap it on the stage, like a baseball bat,” say’s the magic man, “and show everyone it is solid.”
Osmond Spanks Doocy
It has been a long time coming.
Donny Osmond snaps on Fox and Friends, charges from the green room and takes Steve Doocy down.
Brian Kilmeade says, “I didn’t see nothing”.
Richard Simmons could not be reached for comment.
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Fertilized Egg Is A Person
“This proposed constitutional amendment will define a person as a human being from the moment life begins at conception,” Huckabee said in a statement backing the Colorado Human Life Amendment.
